The Good News Department

Frisky 106 year old Woman Presses Emergency Speed Dial And Saves Pet Dog

Guadalajara. A pet dog that had apparently suffered a heart attack last Tuesday was rescued by local paramedics when his 106 year old owner somehow had the presence of mind and good luck to hit her phone’s emergency speed dial. Rufus is in good condition at the vet, and Mrs. Estoria Gonzalez has been treated to a bowl of Jello and Metamucil.

Winds blow house On homeless man

Powerful gale force winds dislodged a small pre-fabricated house in Roscoe, Georgia and blew it over a homeless man sleeping in a vacant field in Chapala. Jesus Diego Bartel awoke to find a roof over his head, and a recently delivered pizza from Roscoe Pizzeria on the kitchen counter. “Mother of God,” Jesus said, “This is a miracle. Except that I can’t eat gringo pepperoni.”

Dalai Lama Asks Chinese Government to be Facebook Friends.

The Dalai Lama has taken steps to engage his political rivals in the People’s Republic of China by asking that they provide profiles and photos of themselves on his Facebook page. Bejing wants more time to consider.

Remember, good things really are happening every day. So enjoy a good night's sleep.

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